This story certainly does not show that largest penis in the world but rather the biggest on record. I’m sure there is some african village peasant with a penis the size of an elephants trunk walking around.

But hey at least we can say that the biggest recorded penis is a white guy – who would have guessed?

Funny story was that he was trying to get through airport security and a guard thought that he had some kind of growth on his leg! His penis was so long that they thought it might have been a bomb of some kind.

It’s something like 9inches flaccid and 13.5 inches hard which is impressive. But something tells me there is bigger out there.