Funny Pick Up Lines

Here is a collection of funny pick up lines from across the web. I wouldn’t recommended using any of them to pick up women but there funny to read now and then.

Favorite Funny Pick Up Line: if you tickle my youtube ill facebook your yahoo

How about you come over her and sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Are you Jamaican?… No…, I thought you were because you were “Jamaican me crazy!”

Do you work at ATAT, cause you’re raising my bar

Guy shakes a girls hand, ” I think our hands just made a babyy” 🙂

Baby you must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night

Are you an overdue book? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you!

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Come on love sex is like beer and wine, even if it’s shit it’s still a pretty dam good night.

Got any raisins? No? How about a date?

(pun) Got dough if you knead it

That top would great off

Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

You work for a post shop aye? No? That’s weird… Why? Because you’ve spent the last 20 minutes sizing up my package…

”You can be Burgerking and i’ll be Mcdonalds so that your having it your way and ill be lovin it.”

im a love pirate looking for some booty

if you tickle my youtube ill facebook your yahoo

That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.

You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.

Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.

guy:do u wanna have sex and get some pizza??

girl: umm no

guy: what, u dont like pizza?

It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I’m checking you out.

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

I bet you $40 you’re gonna turn me down.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Oh, sorry, I’m reserved for someone else.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?

You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!

Do you believe in love at first site, or should I walk past you again?

If you were Sprite, I’d obey my thirst!

Excuse me can I borrow a quarter, it is an emergency. My mom told me to giver her a call the first time I fell in love.

Do you like bananas or blueberries? Why? I wanna know what kind of pancackes to make in the morning.

Hey baby. Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m not a poet, but damn girl, you’re hot!

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

I know that Milk does the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?

You know what would look great on you? Me.

Can I read your T shirt in brail?

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everyone we did anyway!

Thanks to:

innocentenglish.com

quotemountain.com/sayings/funny_pick_up_lines/

gotlines.com/lines/funny.php

thebabbleout.com/dating/best-pick-up-lines

for these Funny Pick Up Lines