Weird Cosmo Sex Tips To Avoid

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Keep in mind that cosmo is frequented by girls going through puberty and learning about sex, so they do have a responsibility to inform. If this confuses and bewilders older more experienced folk what do you think it’s doing to impressionable virgin teens?

 

Eating a donut while giving head? no no

Pepper under the nose? no no no

More playing with the balls? now we are getting somewhere, most of the guys gave this a thumbs up and we can add to it with increased stimulation of the area under the balls. Pressing and massaging the area between the balls and the anus could be a big thumbs up for your man – try it out and ask him if he likes it.

 


 

“Hold his penis in one hand and lightly slap it with the other… you can tap it back and forth like you’re volleying a tennis ball and lightly pinch the skin on his shaft and testicles. Many women make the mistake of being too gentle.”

“Think of his shaft… like the outer curve of your breast. …Take his shaft between your open palms and tap it back and forth, almost like you’re volleying a tennis ball. The quick movements are a fun way to wake up his nerves.”

“Firmly hold the bottom of his shaft in one hand and slowly push it towards the base. (Imagine you’re pushing his penis into his body).”

“Alternate between swiveling both wrists in opposite directions and stroking your hands upward, twisting your wrists when you reach his head as though you are turning a doorknob. Rub your thumb in a tiny figure-eight pattern over his frenelum… Or try the windshield-wiper move; glide your thumb from side to side along the rim where his head begins, then move your thumb up and over the top of the head several times.”

“34 percent of guys say they wish a girl would surprise them with oral when they walk in the door.”

“Fifty-six percent of unmarried men prefer receiving head while lying down as opposed to standing up, while the numbers are exactly reversed for married men.”

“Chew a small piece of mango… then take him in your mouth. You can use whatever fruit you have, just don’t try anything too acidic, as it can burn him.”

“Go hot and cold. During oral, suck in air as you go down and blow it out as you go up.”

“As you’re going down on him, shake your head from side to side, letting your tongue follow the same pattern on the extra sensitive underside of his penis.”

“As you move your mouth up and down his shaft, rotate your hand in a corkscrew motion while spiraling your tongue in the opposite direction.”

“We rounded up a bunch of super-sexy tricks just for [your breasts]. If these don’t skyrocket your pleasure (and have him drowning in drool), we don’t know what will.”

“Tickle his feet with your nipples: climb on top of him in reverse cowgirl position, then bend over until your nipples reach the tops of his feet. …Yowzah.”

“Receive a butterfly kiss… of your breasts. To do: he bats his eyelids against the supersensitive underside of your breasts.”

“It’s time to introduce your breasts to your favorite vibrator… (how rude of your vadge to have hogged it all these years).”

“Dip your breasts in edible body paint, and use them to ‘sponge paint’ his entire body. Then lick it off.”

“Draw an attention-grabbing circle around your nipples using rhinestones and body glue for a special night in.”

“Cook dinner topless, apply a little tomato sauce to your nipple,” and ask your man to lick it off.”

“Take a few of your favorite erotically appealing flavor combinations, like peanut butter and honey or whipped cream and chocolate sauce, and mix up yummy treats all over his body.”

“Keep a spray bottle filled with ice water next to the bed, and give each other a strategic spritz to extend the encounter… Aim for the nerve-packed, thin-skinned areas on each other’s body, such as the nipples.”

“Mix a few flavors [of lube] to create new combos, like strawberry-banana.”

“Use silicone-based lube to give each other pre-nooky rubdowns.”

“Mix one tablespoon of saliva (the kind deep in your throat works best — its viscosity makes it a good substitute for lube) with one tablespoon of water to stretch the spit.”

“Feed each other ice cream [in the dark]. Not being able to see means more spilling, which means more licking up the mess.”

“Dab some peppermint oil on your neck and between your breasts. Studies found that the smell of mint has a revitalizing effect. Bonus: your boobs will smell extra fresh.”

“Wear a cinnamony lotion or perfume. The smell of cinnamon buns increases men’s blood flow ‘down there.'”

“your electric toothbrush” or “your iPhone [when your vibrator is out of batteries].”

“Rent a horror movie and play it while you have sex. If they hear any screams, they’ll assume it’s the movie.”

“Avoid anything that’ll cause hearty belly laughs, like Superbad — a jiggly tummy won’t make you feel good.”

“When he’s least expecting it, tell your man you need some change. Then stick your hand in his pocket and touch his penis through the fabric, pretending that you’re really digging around for that coinage you need. When he’s good and hard, whisper something in his ear like, “Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

“Slide your hands down the front of his pants and graze his goods when you can tell he’s had a hellish day… He really doesn’t want to answer questions like, ‘Are you okay?’… but your caress still sends the message that you’re picking up his vibe.”

“Slip your hand into his back pocket and lightly stroke his ass… since it’s totally private and hidden from everyone else, it conveys that you’re feeling especially attracted to him.”

“When he’s on his way home from work, start giving yourself some solo pleasure and ‘accidentally’ dial him up. All those breathy ooohs and aaahs will be motivation for him to get to you in time to join in on the action.”

“Record your voice on your cell the next time you have a solo session. Then, send him the audio file in the middle of the day, with just the text, ‘Wanna hear me do this tonight?'”

“As you’re eating dinner together, say something X-rated like, ‘See how I’m devouring this piece of meat? That’s how I’m going to devour you.'”

“Hide your turned-on vibrator in his sock drawer. When he figures out where the buzzing is coming from, tell him he gets to experience its pleasure power.”

“Give him a beer facial — the combination of the egg white and the yeast in the hops hydrates and improves skin elasticity… but you can just tell him that your lips can’t resist his delicious, beer-flavored face.”

“If your guy is suddenly going around all happy and whistling, then you need to find out why.”

“Be especially careful if he is neat, well-groomed or spending more time at the gym.”

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